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Aries...............Taurus................... Gemini .....................Cancer ........................Leo ...................... Virgo..

Libra ..............Scorpio...................Sagittarius................ Capricorn..................Aquarius..................Pisces




MAY 2012

 


TAURUS AND TAURUS RISING

Nobody in this Galaxy can a have a good time the way you can. Taurus is without a doubt the Sign of enjoyment. Your thirst for being able to dive head first into the pleasures and luxuries of life on Earth is legendary. And more power to you. Some people hold back. Some people can’t let themselves go for a moment. Many members of your sign, however, seem to lack a functioning OFF button. They go overboard and start installing solid gold toilets in their palaces, but on the whole as a normal Taurus you are just blessed with a healthy appetite, a ribald sense of humor, and you love just about everything.

Especially this year with Jupiter right smack in your Sign. Jupiter in Taurus often brings with it a new burst of prosperity such as you haven’t experienced in quite a while, probably since that planet’s last transit of your sign twelve years ago. On the outside you’re jovial, optimistic, supportive, full of plans and possibilities and you can cheer up anybody who is down in the dumps. The presence of Jupiter in your Sign is always a good omen, even if it does add on a few kilos when you’re not careful. Weight gain can be the sign of living the good life, eating, drinking and being merry and sucking up the sweetness of every moment of this material existence.

There is, however, another side to all your merriment as well. Eating and drinking can sometimes be a way to barricade yourself in so nobody sees any turmoil that may be going on inside. Inwardly you may be having a lot less fun than anyone realizes who doesn’t know you intimately, and you can be far less optimistic about the future than you are willing to reveal publicly. In spite of that, even when you are worried, anxious or even depressed, an upbeat public display is your means of communicating that even if you are struggling with internal issues, everything is going to turn out just fine. And maybe because you project a fruitful outcome, you get one.

Financially, it’s been such a scary ride, mainly because you are not completely in control of your next meal. (These days, who is?) You’ve had either to borrow money or dip into some savings or annuity to make up for a lower stream of revenue that would normally keep you feeling more secure. Tauruses never starve, and this whole period has been presented to you to show you how important it is to share control and lean on others once in a while.

The culprit in all this is the planet Uranus. The transit of Uranus in your solar twelfth house for the next four or five years is bound to bring you the oddest experiences and circumstances as well as weird people into your life. This is a pivotal period, spiritually speaking. It cannot have escaped you already that in the last two or three years there has already been a tremendous upheaval, turn and shift in your whole entire routine.

It all seems so random. At first you are troubled by it all. “Why me?” you ask yourself. You’re a good person. You mind your own business. You’re just trying to live a normal, happy life. You don’t bother anybody as long as they don’t bother you. You just want to have a good life, enjoy life, so why should lightning strike YOUR house?

The upheaval rushes at you out of the blue, like a tornado, but if you look a little deeper, you will see that it was time for a change. A big, huge, enormous, gigantic, profound change. You begin to discover that not every event has a clear, rational answer. Miracles and tragedies are born of the same stuff. And you must already remember that whatever happens, you are always having good luck, no matter how disguised the blessing may be. It seem inexplicable, puzzling, disconcerting to someone who always likes to know what is going to happen next.

A door is opening for you into a whole realm of experience that is definitely going to seem foreign, alien, and even ridiculous at first. But your mind is opening up in ways you never dreamed. You’ll be looking for and eventually finding new explanations, new reasons, new understanding, not rational or scientific, for the events unfolding in your life and the change taking place.

Change. Not your favorite thing.




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GEMINI AND GEMINI RISING

When you are in one of your darker moods, there’s little anyone can do to keep you from fretting, tearing at your hair and all but knocking your own teeth out over something stupid you’ve done or the fact that you are just generally unattractive. People actually love you and even from behind the scenes, someone is still protecting you in spite of yourself. Your grandparents maybe.”

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CANCER AND CANCER RISING

You’ve certainly been fighting the brave battle between home, family, relationships and a host of other interruptions to your search for peace and quiet. Let’s hope you have not been so overwhelmed and bugged by the haggling and needling from idiots and bullies, to to forget that you have staunch, solid friends who will be there to hear you complaining.

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LEO AND LEO RISING

While you may have thought you were just turning into a little drudge with no hope of breaking out of the grind and the routine, you will now be able to bask in some honest-to-goodness attention and to enjoy the offers and opportunities that reward you for all that boring, behind-the-scenes work.

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VIRGO/VIRGO RISING

Life is so darned unpredictable; here today, gone tomorrow–a dusty but all-too-true cliche. You can either dwell on the possibility that at any moment a piano could fall out of a window you are passing under and drop slap on your head, or, you can use this passage of Jupiter in your solar ninth house to appreciate what a great, big, wonderful world we live in, full of wondrous (Sexy, foreign) people not to mention all the delicious, if not always the healthy, ethnic food.

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LIBRA/LIBRA RISING

Some Libras have been given a great gift of intimacy now. Could be your magnetism. Maybe it’s because in Its great Infinite Wisdom the Universe knows that you are struggling so hard to stay afloat and keep going that it provides people in your path to help you financially or even sexually when you need it. Or maybe it’s just Jupiter in your eighth house.

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SCORPIO/SCORPIO RISING

If you can just refrain from projecting your usual macabre thoughts into the future, you will actually be able to take pleasure in the company of people who are either social companions or even representing you in a business venture. Opening up to them and accepting help and support doesn’t mean you have to get getting married forever. It’s a healthy for right now, your paranoia notwithstanding.


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SAGITTARIUS/SAGITTARIUS RISING

While many Sadges would rather be baked in a thousand degree oven than have to punch a clock and suffer through the grind of a regular old job, sometimes the calming effect of a paycheck doesn’t drain you at all. In fact, it takes so much of the worry burden off your shoulders you can actually think creatively again, step out of the box for some naughty fun and sleep better at night.

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CAPRICORN AND CAPRICORN RISING

Hey, we know what kind of hell a Pluto transit can put anyone through. We know that you think you are hanging on to your sanity from the thinnest thread, but you’re actually stronger than you have ever been in your whole entire life. Although you can barely dare to peek out of your fortress, you will find there are still damned good reasons, to celebrate, sing, dance and make beautiful love.


AQUARIUS AND AQUARIUS RISING

You’re itchy, you’re scratchy, you’re uncomfortable sitting in one spot, you’re running, you’re busy, you’re here, you’re there. That is the total deal when Uranus transits your solar third house. Although Jupiter won’t be in your fourth house too much longer, while it is there try to enjoy the beauty and pleasure of a stable home base and some semblance of family life. Then you can start running again.

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PISCES AND PISCES RISING

It would be just too easy to float away--just step into a little raft (room for just one person) and let the current take you anywhere the river flows. That is one feature of Neptune in your sign you have to watch out for: Apathy. Fortunately you still have one hand hanging on to someone standing along the bank of the river, so you are still grounded, and, Thank God, still with us,at least partially.

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ARIES AND ARIES RISING

If you were the richest person in the world, do you think that only then would you feel free enough to jump on a five masted schooner and set sail for that tropical paradise you’ve been dreaming around? There’s no doubt that having serious cash in your pocket would calm you down, so go head and enjoy prosperity, always bearing in mind that it’s your commitment to people that ties you down, not the money.

 

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