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Get that mouse!

A chillingly cynical but highly effective way to control your children and maintain power over them and kill a mouse at the same time: Scare them out of their minds about a monster under the bed. Then reassure them that you will protect them from the danger.
To consolidate your power: Get them to applaud when you pounce on the mouse.