OH, BROTHER!
How on Earth did you ever get yourself into such an ironic situation?
It’s The old movie cliché – -starcrossed lovers running toward each other in a field, and just as they’re about to meet up, the action stops, the lights go on and you see you’re in a theater, you’ve been acting in a fictional story, it was all a movie.
Well, That’s Neptune for ya’. And THAT is exactly how you got into all this.