sense of humor required
Itches, scratches, muscle strains,
Falls and burns and lumbar pains,
Fifteen kinds of new frustration￼
Twenty kinds of inflammation
Allergies that bring a sneeze
Trips on doorsteps? Wounded knees.
Worries from anticipation
Feeling stuck from constipation.
Fingers blue when car doors close
Swellings ache from stubbed big toes.
Fractured femurs just from dancing,
Lost erections while romancing.
It’s just a transit take it easy!