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Play ball or not!


Dear Distinguished Head of North Korea:

What is the big Whoop?  You’re keeping everybody totally on edge these days.   This could be the biggest gamble you have ever taken. I know you’re a super cautious (and maybe a touch paranoid) Capricorn, and with Pluto in its Node there, you don’t want to make a dumb mistake. So I see why in a way you’ve got the world in your hands until you make that final decision, just give the Sign, Say the word and decide to go to the next Olympics or not.  And what’s this obsession with Sports anyway? What are you  trying to prove just because you may be a little short for basketball? But why so defensive?Back in school did somebody tell you you throw like a girl? Cone on. Be a guy and come chill with the rest of us.